My name is Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Captain of the 12th Division of the Gotei 13 and President of the Shinigami Research and Development Institute.
[A brief pause so that all listening might properly absorb the information and appreciate the weight his titles carry.]
Although I am, first and foremost, a scientist, I am more than skilled in medicine and surgery, among other things. I will be offering my services in these areas to any who need them.
I am also in need of an assistant. If you possess a healthy body, you will be of great use. Or if you are unhealthy, that is fine too. In fact, even if you are a corpse, I think I could make do with you as well.
[Another pause as he glances off screen at something that has caught his interest. His mouth curls into a wide grin, baring very straight, yellow teeth. When he flicks his golden eyes back at the screen, they're glittering and predatory.]
That will be all.
[The feed abruptly disconnects.]